What kind of animal is an El Lion? A question it often asks itself, because it is sentient, which is both a blessing, and a curse. El Lion is a ravenous creature with strange but not unique appetites. It’s most peculiar trait is its compulsive creation of useless objects of an alluring yet ephemeral nature, for the adoration and pleasure of a few. It mostly whiles away the hours and days in blissful self-medication, resting when it needs to, and working when it has to.